lawngreen:

Don’t fall in love with someone like me, I will take u to the 711 for a hotdog date. This is why storms are named after ppl…

http://lawngreen.tumblr.com/post/82796337948/dont-fall-in-love-with-someone-like-me-i-will
Jessica: Dude, I'm worried about that. One day I'm going to have huge fingers and age spots on my neck.
Charlie: Wait, what?
Jessica: When you age you get spots all over your neck and chest.
Charlie: Oh, I dont have to worry about that. If anything it looks good on an older man with chest hair. A little seasoning.
Jessica: Thanks for the reminder, bitch.
http://thechicwiththecurls.tumblr.com/post/80581439259/ez-again
http://aryastraks.tumblr.com/post/78565047163

I AM SO ANGRY I JUST WANT TO SEND THESe PICTURES TO MYSELF AND GO TO THE OFFICE AND STICK THEM IN A MOTHERFUDGIN PAGE AND LEAVE AND I CAN’T MAKE THEM GO 

I swear to God, if I had an Adam’s apple I would tell her to peal it and take a bite.

-- Andrea Gibson, Honey (via alotlikeyouu)

I would drink her until my vision is blurry and my friends take away my keys.

-- Rudy Francisco, A Lot Like You  (via childoflust)

http://alotlikeyouu.tumblr.com/post/81909530808/i-would-drink-her-until-my-vision-is-blurry-and-my

big-burrito:

world’s okayest friend

http://femintits.tumblr.com/post/77299782499/worlds-okayest-friend