Prone to whimsifying Internet dependency.
Teenager who just woke up.
casually browsing amazon.com for ed hardy gear when this rears its head (LITERALLY??)
u think so????
enjoy this hot pic of our threesome with voldemort
or shall i say our
menage a -mort

i don’t need chad kroeger cos i found a real man!!
THINK U CAN UPSTAGE ME?? (sitcom trope summer: andrea can’t find a job after employers do a quick google search and find these unfortunate submissions she made to itsybitsywriter’s blog over the summer)
i haven’t absorbed the nutrients of a man’s broken down ego in a long time i’m starting to weaken
- i auction off my body on ebay to the highest bidder only to find out that the highest bidder is erica, in disguise, trying to keep my “purity” in tact.